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Where are ewe ordering from?

I don't know where I am please help!

Ewe don't know where ewe are?

Ewe are very likely sitting in a room. This room probably has a window in it. A window is a clear thing in the wall [the upright thing]. Look through the window. If ewe see things like buildings, animals, trees etc then ewe are probably on a planet called Earth. Do ewe see any of this?
If ewe see flying cars and people with grey skin and big heads then ewe probably aren't on Earth and I can't help ewe there.

If ewe think ewe may be on Earth then try this test:- pick up a phone and call someone ewe know. If they answer the phone then ask them where ewe are 'cause I don't know either!

On the other hoof ewe may be a construct in a complex super-computers programming and don't really exist. If this is so then I don't exist either and ewe don't really own a motorcycle so ewe don't really need a sheepskin seat cover.

... plays with your head if ewe think about it too much!!